Short Pig In A Poke Poems

Wildlife 15

"Pinky" was born in a litter
Where his humour made everyone titter,
He once told a joke
Of a pig in a poke
So his mum kicked him right in the ter!...

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A Pig in a Poke--Cheese & Whine

A pretty girl named Mary Crary
And her sweetheart wanted to marry.
Her daddy said, “Take her
But do not forsake her
When you find that Mary’s contrary”....

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Sam bought a yellow pig in a poke
He was a chip of a good old bloke
The Yellow broke Sam's peace
Sold at a dime a piece
Sam had to put on a mourning cloak






© RAJAT KANTI CHAKRABARTY 
December 02, 2014...

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“Pig in the Poke.”

There once was a pig that liked Cokes.
He usually partied; told jokes.
One day he woke up.
Drank mud from his cup.
Then, he choked; poor pig in the poke.


© Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
January 30, 2010

Poetic form:  Limerick...

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There is a kitten for every pot
A pot for every pig
A pig for every poke
A kitten for every mitten

I was tired of this politician
What was he trying to do?
Did everyone want a pig?
Certainly not a pig in a poke

The kittens in the mittens were hanging behind him
Snug in their tight little mittens, hanging on a line
Rolling their eyes
As if to say
Do you believe this bimbo?...

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Laughter ensues from the tricks being played
undue is the pain as nerves shredded frayed
disorder the purpose dysfunction effect,
poorly presented jokingly direct
from a pig in a poke with a funnybone joke,
not even funny are the thrills being broke
but then....hitting the funnybone is no joke......

Pain and pleasure is an individualized ideal,
as our world of perception becomes obviously real........

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