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Politician Promises

There is a kitten for every pot A pot for every pig A pig for every poke A kitten for every mitten I was tired of this politician What was he trying to do? Did everyone want a pig? Certainly not a pig in a poke The kittens in the mittens were hanging behind him Snug in their tight little mittens, hanging on a line Rolling their eyes As if to say Do you believe this bimbo?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




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Date: 8/7/2023 11:39:00 AM
My politician told me the earth was round. Googled it just in case he was lying.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/9/2023 6:21:00 PM
hahaha
Date: 8/7/2023 10:53:00 AM
No! I don't believe any politician. They're all liars and maybe bimbos, too! LOL Caren. I love this.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 8/9/2023 6:21:00 PM
thank you so much!

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