I Took a Pee In a Bottle

I took a pee in a bottle 
And sent it to a lab
The lab sent me a bill
An another bottle to refill
With a note that said 

Analysis is not free
And that I must pay a fee 
If I wanted them to take 
A good look at me
Gee-   Wizzzz
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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December 18, 2016 at 8:29 AM
GOTD! (giggle of the day award)
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December 17, 2016 at 7:18 PM
Lol, too funny Rudolph! Those pee tests will get you every time!:)
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