Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Standing Up To Pee

It's a requirement for us guys to stand up to pee
There's always a chance we'll pee on our knee
Sitting down like lady
Well at home maybe
Mighty awkward sitting on a urinal to me


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Laura Breidenthal May 25, 2015 at 7:56 AM "sitting on a urinal??" Imagine the confusion and looks you would get! Hilarious thoughts here, Jack!! : D Always, Laura Jack Ellison May 25, 2015 at 8:11 AM What a silly mental picture!!! Love again, and again, and again! Jack xxxx

M. L. Kiser May 25, 2015 at 5:50 AM Ooh, it doesn't sound comfortable, either, but it's a great laugh! Jack Ellison May 25, 2015 at 6:07 AM Happy to provide the giggles this morning! Huggsies, Jack xxx

Carol Eastman May 24, 2015 at 6:24 PM Where Mike works they hit the walls and the floor religiously... Occassionally the urinal... Yuck!!!! Jack Ellison May 24, 2015 at 7:21 PM Sounds kinda normal!!! LOL Huggsies xxx

Judy Konos May 24, 2015 at 5:44 PM Just remember when you do get a chance to sit down, you're sophisticated! Jack Ellison May 24, 2015 at 7:20 PM That's what Cathie keeps telling me! I really think it's because she doesn't like the pee spots on the floor!!! LOL Huggsies, Jack xxx