Short Oot Poems

some the party
get started
got little money
the act funny
time to stump
jump and hump
go oot and play
its
PAYDAY...

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J-oy's
O-pen
A-rms
N-icely
N-egating
E-mbrace

O-f
L-oneliness
A-t
Y-our
B-eing's
A-uric
R-oot

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Monocrostic (Birthday of Joanne Olaybar)...

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  OOB = Out of Business
    OOT = Out of Town
  OOL = Out of Luck
    ARD = All Run Down

  OMG = Oh My God!
    WAB = What a Bod!
  OTL = On the Loose
    OTJ = Off the Juice

  OOO = Out of Order
    ATB = At the Border
  MAD = Much Ado
     ABOUT YOU!...

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Scots they be a hardy bunch in any weather
Ceilidhs yae dance to bagpipes and drums
Oats might be simple, but they are our fuel
Tourists are strangers but are true friends
Laughter like fine medicine, so a wee dram
A wee walk oot in fields of Heather yae go
Nothing will beat open doors and fresh air
Did yae get a wee chill, or find life in the hill...

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Meri kismat Mai 

Yaado ka silsila uohi chalta 
Chala jaey reyt mai bhi talab dikh jaey 
sarma lo Abbi kaal ghooghat oot jaey 
roshni mai awaz muskura jaey
 tumhari chaal par dewaney ghayal Ho jaey
 lamha lamha saans saans 
Dhakan dhakan mehak jaey 
Din mai bhi tare dikh jaey 
Sangeet mai bhi sham daal jaey 
Jane meri kismat Mai dard bhar jaey 


With love all 
Jagdish bajantri...

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were in an oot eh aw the pubs
sent looking for my da.
i hope we find him soon 
coz wait tae u see my ma.
shes gawn mental shouting an bawling
coz theres nothing tae eat.
shes pacing aroon the room 
shes stamping her feet.
shes looking oot the windey
coz she hears um singing
coming up the street.
shes raging an a hink shes gonna greet.
there ma da stoats in way a massive grin
aw stop aw that moaning 
will yeh big yin....

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were in an oot eh aw the pubs
sent looking for my da.
i hope we find him soon 
coz wait tae u see my ma.
shes gawn mental shouting an bawling
coz theres nothing tae eat.
shes pacing aroon the room 
shes stamping her feet.
shes looking oot the windey
coz she hears um singing
coming up the street.
shes raging an a hink shes gonna greet.
there ma da stoats in way a massive grin
aw stop aw that moaning 
will yeh big yin....

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I say I say I say
Said the horse with the long face
The Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman looked on.
Knock knock said the dwarf 
In a jovial tone
Put his fez on
And then he was gone.
What's black,white and red? the nun said
As a trumpet grew in her yard
She rooted it oot without a sound
And didn't let down her guard.

If a picture paints a thousand words
Then Dali said it well
The world is other than it seems
Let's leave at the last bell....

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