Short Oafs Poems

When wilting wolds wing winters ‘wards one’s way;
When happenstance shall hurry haven hence;
When all the oily oafs shall overwhelm:
Then dine upon and in the finer realm,
Wherein the fragrant dreams shall recompense
Such grim endeavors as besmirch the day.
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Occasional snide words  
Often bruise small egos 
Once said cannot retract 
Or repair damage done  
Odd, this always works out 
Old hurts will hear me spout 
Oafs make this sad mistake!


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Written April 3, 2021
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Bohunk climbed down the beanstalk today
Looked like an oaf said my young brother Jay
A bohunk is an oaf, I quickly told him
He was followed by his friend, ogre Jim

Jay asked me, does the bohunk have a name?
Talking to oafs and ogres is not my game.
Creatures from the sky are scary to me.
Especially if they are not a fantasy....

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You bellow and spit before my face,
Grabbing your crotch with pride,
Yet when I roll my eyes and turn away,
My friends are mystified,

Forgive me, but these oafs I see
Just do not have a clue,
Why would I date these monkeymen
When I can see them at the zoo?

In five years' time, perhaps your brain
Will struggle to the stage
When you've matured, and can manage to
At least act half your age....

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