Short Nudnik Poems

Remember when that nudnik dropped a bucket of paint
    on a canvas 'in the name of art,' but I said, "No, it ain't!"

  Or the time that politician just cursed and cursed
    and I told him he ought to try 'blank verse' 

  Or the day Yasir Arafat received the Nobel Peace Prize
    and I stated, "A murderer was just honored for his lies"  

  But when I heard a medical doctor say, "Abortion is health care"
    I dropped to my knees and started saying my prayers...

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