Short No Offence Poems

a snowstorm i wake

glaring fields in a blindness

on offence i sit...

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when speaking the truth
becoming an offence in
some folks' eyes, speak loud. 

September 19/2023...

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WHERE IS IT WRITTEN

POETRY HAD TO RHYME

WRITE WHAT YOU MIGHT

EVEN IF , IT'S A RHETORIC CRIME..........

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Family Affairs 

Uxorious 
Devotion to wife 
Dotingly
Submissive 
Sounds like a serious offence 
In the dictionary...

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Poet David Lawrence
'Chatterleys Lover' once caused offence
Known best as a novelist
his poetry should not be dismissed...

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men used facilities at Starbucks 
but staff took an offence at their looks
policemen were called out
arrested without doubt 
now staff being referred to guide book....

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Digging down deep for some poetic gems
So far I've found only poems about femmes
The kind that prance
Wearing no pants
Just love 'em all, and I mean no offence...

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Community or Camp
   A line drawn or cast
   Collecting wins or skins
   Savages...

   More civilized than this.





*just one maple leaf flapping in the breeze
  no offence please...

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little Robin perched on snow covered fence,
out in open without any defence,
Kestrel saw an easy meal,
considered moral appeal,
In Xmas show love- no room for offence!


10.10.7.7.10 syllables...

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POEMS ABOUT FEMMES

Digging down deep for some poetic gems
So far I've found only poems about les femmes
The kind that prance
Wearing no pants
Just love 'em all, I sure mean no offence...

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For wisdom I thought sacred texts would suffice
Then I bowed my head and began to think twice
Some may take offence
But two thousand years hence
I pray those folks don't look back to us for advice

11/23/22...

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Just saying my canary was alive before you got here
Could it be your perfume? No offence to you, my dear
Common sense has eluded me
Need more tact I agree
Should have said, you're prettier that you appear!...

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Silver tongues are easily made
Practiced now to make the grade
Know that they will smooth it over
To say the things that will never
Make you take offence for what it is
Listening sometimes is such a whiz!

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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if you are not offended 
but you know it'll offend a friend
are you not offended
by the offence offending a friend 
who is yet to be offended 
and knows not of any offence 
leaving you the one offended 
by that what does not offend...

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Are you with me
Don’t you ever want to shout
Minor maybe major form of turets
No offence meant but how else to explain
Coping with people talking such rubbish and tripe
How possibly am I supposed to keep quiet
Such boring annoying resonant voices...

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Her face so bright;
no offence, a welcoming light.
Drawing me in, so close, so close.
Too close? Maybe.. my guard arose.

I must be wary with my mind.
Take notice of its constructive hell.
Cautious I must be, and do not bind
my heart to a living cell....

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Being a middle child
Made my temperament mild
And not so demonstrating
But some would think off-putting

But it is not a popular place
When the world appears in a race
And sitting on the fence
Is one made for defence and not offence.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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The offence he committed
He finally admitted,
After his case file was submitted
And witnesses’ evidence permitted …
Also, the money has he remitted
And the name of his accomplice vomited.

Still his movement is much limited
Like  gases from an industry emitted....

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I knew a man from Isle of Wight
who often got into a fight.
His words made little sense
and people took offence.
He was, indeed, a blatherskite*.

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*a person who talks at great lengths
  without making much sense....

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It is your choice
And you decide
Rather or not
They do offend
And so they are free
To do what they want
And if they hurt
And you feel pain
It is you who chose
To take offence
And your fault
That you feel pain
You must forgive
So they can be free
To do as they wish
To you and to me...

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Eyes see whatever they want
legs step wherever they are placed
ears hear whatever is available
but eyes, legs, ears  at work
are freelance investigative journalists
which upon offence of the laws
escape justice, and place the body
in the docks for investigation
torture and all forms of abuse...

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Obsession with what's
Politically Correct
Is a moron's job

I but jest a bit
I do not mean to offend
All so serious

Nothing personal
Old jokes are now new insults
I laugh at myself

They do take offence
To a bit of funnery
I won't be PC

To offend a few
Before there may be no one
Left here to offend......

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Rejection 
Persecution 
And death 
Thou expected 
O King of the Jews 
     ~
And to all  
Know this 
He will come                                        
     ~
Who then 
Glorious 
Majesty
Shall we recognize 
A stone of stumbling? 
Thine 
A rock of offence? 

—Isa. 8:14
Yalto...

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If you kiss women and they wince
You don't brush your teeth nor mouth rinse.

Check it! They've been doing so, since
And it has added to your sins.

Now, you reach women and I'm tense,
Just the reaching an offence:
To the unpleasant no defense...

You won't out of sounds make sense:
Your best supplied logic Nonsense....

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went to the toilet it tickled my snout,
the best defence is offence ,
i havent a doubt,
so i fired round after brown,
till it was all bloody out,
till me toilet cantered away,
hope it returns at the end of the day,
till then its your bloody shout ,
and johnsons just having his way,
sent by some big assed lout ...ok,
 ......

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