No Offence

I Sidney C Hall 
Have decided to stop writing
The funnies and offending you all

There will be no chicken eyed stare
Or talks of underwear
No farts, 
Butts 
Or mention of tarts

My comments will be just
Not talk of sizes in bust
For this I truly say
This is the last day

I have been naughty and bad
And now I am sad
My intention is not to offend 
But I have one of my best friends
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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D. Avatar
October 15, 2010 at 1:00 PM
cheer up! and thanks for the comment. Keep them poems rolling for all to see. thanxa 4 enjoying my latest'
A  Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 9:10 PM
THERE GOES THE FUN. WHO SPOILED IT FOR US. HOPE YOU GET OVER IT*lv~SKAT
A   Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 8:51 PM
wow! is this for that one contest, if so,,it is really intense. I truly feel bad for your thoughts. I am sure, you offended no one. Have a nice one,,and good luck in the contest,..p.d.
Mehta Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 3:38 PM
Nice open confessions , Sidney, To laugh on oneself is the best laughter, enjoyed very much your wit and humor.
Richardson Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 12:07 PM
Sidney, don't change your style. This is what poetry is, expression. You are free to express your deepest thoughts, fears, as well as humor. Stay true to you. I enjoyed this write but surely hope you don't change. I enjoyed this piece and look forward to reading more. ~Des Juan~
Culverhouse Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 11:08 AM
you will be ok...some enjoy your craziness.
Sweetheart Avatar
October 14, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Hope this is not true Sidney.. and good luck with your Limerick in Matt's contest.. I just entered my own "UMPH" ... hope this one is for HG's contest .. u are full of fun ..cannot see u hurting anyone luv..
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