Short No Brainer Poems
Short No Brainer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about No Brainer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about No Brainer by length and keyword.
Lord Rupert Davy
despised lumpy gravy
His cook used a strainer
it was a no brainer!
02/19/21
Right brain
Says nothing
Left says
Nothing appearing..
Yet..there is no brain
Whether right or left..
Just the no-brainer:
What seems happening...
mmm was she
was she Italian
or Hispanic nor
either no brainer
no breather
gasping
album cover art
a photograph
for the tunes
on the cover
but me under
cover for the sales
of Whipped
Cream &
Other
Delights
or more towards
my tongue's fantasy
Form:
Life, life is a no Brainer
Why can't we get it at all?
Atlas nature at her best
No question to ask
The least of us think of her as a flower
While I think of her, as a man
With no plan, giving us her best shot
Results may very,
But nature, nature is a true form of art
SandyIvy
2-28-13
Adam and Eve, the parents of you, me and Steiner
Defy God’s wish, go to market, and buy a strainer
They strain the streaming sin from the fruit
the fibres remain, the seeds to uproot
They yell Ha the sin’s out seeds out we’re free,no-brainer
Roll it out or squoosh it flat;
Make a pie or cobbler,
But the eater must be
An imaginary gobbler.
Form a bunch of little balls;
Fill a little bucket.
Poke some holes and when you're done
You might decide to chuck it.
If you do, just mush it up
And stuff in its container.
Kids and time and Play Doh?
I would say a real no-brainer!
Colored bright, for kids’ delight,
The ice pops on a stick
Start dripping way before they’re done,
A foolish snack to pick.
So hands and faces bear the traces
Of the colored dye
Which, too, is splattered on their clothes,
A mess they can’t deny.
An ice cream cup can fill you up
With drips in the container.
To say that is a better choice
To me is a no-brainer.
When going on vacation
It might be a true win-win
If, like killing off two birds
You get to visit kith and kin.
Seeing family's a no-brainer
If you're living far away,
But a detour to some friends can make
An even better stay.
Relatives might be the people
You have spent your whole lives with;
Still, it's fun and quite relaxing
When you hang out with your kith.
Sward of Democrats was hangin' mo' Ike a Dewey pi
Justice Stooge an too others, Supreme an Di
Invikings to Prez Ball tis no brainer who'll bee Oval sitter, Xi?
She be wearin' her Party dress tis knot Caramel Harass, Duhlin'
Cameron Diaz Party dress "Calm Red" dear, dunce pardon's, Dolly's
all begins with~Vladimir, peace at last Zelinsky up in the queue, Stalin'g-Time.
“A No Brainer”
If balancing a checkbook is a no brainer, why can’t I do it
“Hit below the belt”
As a guy I don’t even want to go there
“I’m all ears”
No wonder I can’t smell or see
“Play it by ear”
No wonder I cant play banjo, I’ve been using my fingers
“Think outside the box”
I tried that once and they closed the lid on me
“Plenty of fish in the sea”
If so, why can’t I catch any?
“Put lipstick on a pig”
Do pigs even have lips?
“The Memoirs of a Cat Lady”
you slinked onto my sunny windowsill
winked with your one good eye
a no-brainer, all in your face, head
saucy marmalade pants
bittersweet No. 1 wins the day,
in my bed
oh to be dominant
in my realm of warmth
once again
Moonlight
calculates the temerity
of a head-over-heels
One-eyed Pirate upstart
heart-claiming
Love Cat
she remembers
shameless,
she silently grins
(LadyLabyrinth / 2021)
A Horse, A Horse, Of Course, Of Course
For horses, horse flies,
For humans, shame,
But horses don't kill off
The halt and the lame.
It's apples and oranges.
My, what a surprise.
Horses don't deal in
Deception ... and lies.
Just stop and think.
A no-brainer ... of course.
To have a clear conscience,
One needs be a horse.
from a poem by Jane Hirshfield
I have permission to use the phrase from her poem, and she signed the original of this poem, which I still have.