Short Niagra Poems
Short Niagra Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Niagra by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Niagra by length and keyword.
A little blue pill called Viagra
helps horny old men in Niagra.
So women beware,
anyone with a pair
is thinking of how he can shag ya.
There was a thrill seeker named Biff
Who got married on a cliff
Honeymooned in Niagra
Overdosed on Viagra
Now the poor fella's a stiff
4-27-2015
Tracey
Daughter, sister, friend, and poet
Sister of Molly and Wesley
Lover of Jonathan, Mom, and siblings
Who feels sorrow, love, and anger
Who fears death, failure, and heights
Who would like to see Molly and Wesley succeed, Europe, and Niagra Falls
Resident of Bedford, Texas
Kraft
My little helper.
She said she needed attention,
So some advice I did seek.
I was told to take some Niagra,
Couldn't stop peeing for a week.
Every time we jumped into bed
I said, hang on, I've got to go
When I got back the fourth time,
She was already fast asleep. Oh No.
© Dave Timperley 01/04/2019
Vernette
Woman, mother, sister, aunt
Sister of Roberta,aunt of Shaun, Shannon, Johnette
Lover of Family, Nature, Poetry
Who feels Love, Compassion, pain
Who fears loss of independence, snakes, roller coasters
Who would like to see World peace, Paris, Niagra Falls
Resident of Bossier City, Louisiana
Hutcherson
Considered myself fortunate
getting scope to appreciate
beauty of snow caps on mountains
Watched Niagra Falls , most entertained.
Travelled far to visit exciting Las Vegas,
Nature's creation : Grand Canyon : Marvellous !
But curious dreamy desires to escape
charm of dewdrops sparkling at doorstep.
in the beginning
wholesome and fresh
with a vibrant glow
a trailer park name
a path to fame
finally an opening
in the jungle door
mighty Niagra about to flow
too late now to say no
golden dreams
every mans fantasy
the moth and the flame
too long at the party
past time for bed
sugar plums dance in her head
good night Norma Jean
I'm not your ev'ry day old fuddy-duddy
I know a dude who's my got-yer-back buddy...
And I'll send you for a plunge 'ore the falls of Niagra
(After my appointment with Dr. Viagra)
Of course I don't NEED it (I don't mean to boast)
It's just extra butter on top of my toast...
Then with renewed vigor AGAIN it shall greet-ya
(With a wee bit-a-help from Mr. Levitra)
Chile honey bees are buzzing
Up Across the U.S. nation
They had to stop only one time
At a local BP station
All the way up to Niagra
The falls are nice this time of year
Adding USB's to their force
They all seemed to be of good cheer
They stopped again for a concert
Sting and the BeeGees, in open air
All the way back down to Chile
Where the Honeybees hubbies were there!
Midnight blade unsheathe that metal put it down to the player let him see how it feels the expression that i felt was more than a smile when i heard him mourn with a slice to the arm the blood it poured like niagra falls like a sheep to the slaughter he lied their like a dog strong scent ammonia filtered the air why gas masks work great why dont you comply
the pain that i bore was far more insane your lucky a fragment of mercy is poured out like blood
Form:
I dont care if is right or wrong
If I listen to rock and roll,or a country song.
It dont matter to me at all.
We can stay home, or go out and have a ball.
I dont care if she left or right
If it is written in black or white
It dosent matter to me at all
I can play it safe,or ride in a barrow over NIAGRA FALLS.
I dont care if she is fat or thin
What is the color of her skin
What kind of person she really is
All I know I love her, and that is just the way it is.