Short Neighed Poems
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Grandma Gertie knocked back more than a few
When, of a sudden, she heard herself 'moo' --
I can hold my liquor!
She burped, and then snickered --
She 'neighed' ~ Off to the factory for glue
I sat on the back of a burro
The little fella brayed
Then I tried a quarter-horse
The big guy neighed
Did I mention we were on the moon
Thought I was a jockey for a day
Headless horseman came in the dead of night, but he made no sound.
His stallion did though – it neighed and whinnied and twirled around.
You must have been in Sleepy Hollow a relative said.
He is more unimaginative than a skeleton dead.
Old MacDonald had a farm
With some noisy critters on it.
They mostly mooed, or neighed,
Or clucked, or brayed,
But some stayed
Resolutely mute,
I'm afraid.
It wasn't his equines,
Or bovines,
Or fowls,
Or anything lodged in his barns or corrals,
But a couple of rather recalcitrant vowels.
The "e" and the "i" and the "o"
Answered the call,
While the "a" and the "u"
Stayed conspicuously AWOL.
There was a boy
Named Rancho Roy
He had a horse
Whose name was Force
They loved to ride
Out far and wide
Force used to take
Him to the lake
Where he sat long
And wrote a song
Called "Rider's Hill -
Ride to your fill"
When they came back
He had a snack -
Fresh cake and tea
And cream cookie
Force his hay ate
Happily neighed
Rancho took rest
His life was best
04.21.2021
For Eve Roper's "Nursery Rhyme 5" contest