Short Nebbish Poems

The cry rings out, "Man will go to Mars!"
   But who will heal my last affair's scars?
Soon man will return to the moon
   Yet will I find true love this June?

We can now make meatless burgers so tasty
   Can I for once not commit to a nebbish so hasty?
We've created artificial intelligence and life
   Will a good man see in me a good wife?...

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Inner pains of Nebbish fool
all his life
he just wasn't cool
Taking to the joint
Relieving with the chronic
Such a sucker 36
Nothing that a little high won't fix
The world has done him -UCKING WRONG
As he ages and sings the same damn song
He cannot create in such a timid state
Life has marked him with swastika hate
feel good Charlie cannot fight back
time to let go
DEATH BY A HEART ATTACK!!...

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