Short Napoleon Bonaparte Poems

Napoleon Bonaparte.
Smaller than a popcorn fart.
Not man enough for Josephine.
You know exactly what I mean....

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Edgar Allan Poe
Died in 1849, you know.
We heard his telltale heart beneath the floor;
Then quoth the raven: nevermore!

Napoleon Bonaparte,
His marriage to Josephine got blown apart.
Her barrenness: his Rubicon;
His name, he thought, should live ever on.
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         the surprising thing is not
       that every man has his price
            but just how low it is

      Quote By Napoleon Bonaparte

           searching under stones
       curious what the worms have 
           holes become the norm 
          stay there a little too long
        and you will envy the worms 
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Amor Mio respect the ethos of my heart 
honor the flowers that I grow in full bloom 
Like violets from Napoleon Bonaparte    
I'm your Josephine, go tender to exhume 

Amor Mio taste and be heart of my heart 
let the dew drops fall afresh on April blooms 
See the purple petals turn to deep-dish swart
violaceous hues of me you just can't thwart!  

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Sticks and stones.
Words that do hurt,
more than stones could bruise.
How do you measure bruises on your heart?

I’ve now grown
ever more alert
to words that accuse.
It’s never, ever too hard, too late to start.

Careful of tone.
Mindful of impact.
As if stones are as hard to wisely choose.
Being inspired by Napoleon Bonaparte.

Sparkle like Rhinestones!
Words can disconcert!
Spread love and swiftly diffuse
Anybody’s verbal outburst, any vile squirt....

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