Short Munster Poems

A kingdom of the Gael
Lying well outside the Pale !
Subjects of an Ardri Lord
From Clare to Kerry
And Cork to Waterford...

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curls of bayenne ham with
a munster pane
tarte flambe with onions
cream,bacon lardons#served with wild mushrooms
and Merlot
please!...

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Trick or treat
Elviras alluring
EEEeeeeeeek the small lad said, heat racing and pounding

Did he get the candy?

Now Elvira looks like Mrs. Munster...

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There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
No one was to tease       
That everyone agreed
As she was the daughter of Herman Munster...

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Disguise in smile hold fogy space
           Surge wonders  harvest  in cell
Replicate  its  surrogate  surreal
           Munster washed  roam its place

Nevertheless in realm hidden  to unknown 
             Well known  replicates  countless
  Unknown misplace a seldom symbol
           All bets  runs in open window...

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(Dedicated to Fred Gwynne who died July 2, 1993. He starred as Herman 
Munster.)

You had bolts in your neck and a flat head.
Your skin was green and you were undead.
When people saw you, they screamed and ran.
You were very funny and you were also a scary man.
I loved to see you frighten people and make them flee.
But sadly the world lost you in July of 1993....

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(Dedicated to Yvonne De Carlo who passed away January 8, 2007.)

You starred as the wife of Moses and as a vampire.
While you lived, you set men's hearts on fire.
You did a great job when you costarred with Fred Gwynne.
You were undead and you had green skin.
I began watching you in the Munsters when I was a boy.
You gave millions of people lots of joy.
It's really sad to see you go.
Goodbye, Yvonne De Carlo....

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I love you blue,
Holding arms aloft to
Let spring breezes waken you.

I love you misty grey,
Moving through the shadows
At the dawning of the day.

I love you puce!
Mouth and hands stained purple
By sweet summer berry juice … 

I even love you green!
Dressed as Hermann Munster
For the kids at Halloween … 

I love you Christmas red. 
Face aglow and haloed 
Hair, with silver tinsel threads.

I love you taupe … ?

Sorry … 

Nope!...

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