Short Mumps Poems
Short Mumps Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Mumps by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Mumps by length and keyword.
Donald Trump
jumping hundreds of humps
chowing quite a bit of rumps, red faced
wonder if he suffered mumps, imagine him laced …
There was a camel in Egypt with mumps
That infected his humps with huge lumps
The vet shook his head
Said, "You're better off dead"--
After finding some new lumps in his rump