Short Mud Slinging Poems

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Premium Member Internet Trolls

Name calling and accusatory mud slinging,
offers absolutely nothing of value with regards to true problem solving,
and is so very immature in my worthless opinion.
Having said that, I do find internet trolls to be very entertaining.
Form: Rhyme


Just a Southern Thang

Watching NFL on Sunday
Flying the Rebel flag every day
Playing poker every night
Wow, Life is great

Yelling "Git-R-Done"
Mud-slinging in our big trucks
Listening to the crowd
Watching the broncs buck all night
What a wonderful day, hey.

Whether I am hunting or fishing,
I know I am having a great day
Listening to Southern Rock
Rocking out loud to "Kid Rock"
That is my idea of a great day
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Premium Member Politics Overload

We have politics, politics, politics, up to our necks.
They duke it out daily on Hannity and Glenn Beck.
Don’t forget Megyn Kelly that stirs the pot,
An unbiased media is evidently an afterthought.

Trump and Hillary are as different as night and day,
Both crying foul play with the way they are portrayed.
What will we talk about after the election in November?
All of this mud-slinging then we won’t even remember.
Form: Rhyme

A Plea From a Disgruntled Voter

(Or Please God, Let It Be November 7th)

Dear senators, congressmen
Please hear my plea.
Your phone calls and commercials
Mean nothing to me.

Your muck-raking and mud-slinging
Go from night until noon.
This election could never 
Be over too soon

Please understand, I've made my decision.
I don't need your e-mail or phone inquisition.

So please can we just stop the attacks
And go give each other a pat on the back.
Form: Rhyme

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