Short Malfunctions Poems
Short Malfunctions Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Malfunctions by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Malfunctions by length and keyword.
Wardrobe Malfunctions!
There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a who',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!...
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Categories:
malfunctions, funny
Form:
Limerick
Wardrobe Malfunctions
There was an old tranny named Joe
who dressed as a nun and a ho',
both sides of the Bible,
both sacred and tribal,
he didn't know which way to go!...
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Categories:
malfunctions, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
The Drone's Retort
If I'm to be the neck
you fit inside a noose,
then spin me up a soul.
When you can define it -
and find it -
you let me know.
Until then, Mother-Father
fix your own malfunctions.
This universe
is your slaughterhouse.
I just work here....
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Categories:
malfunctions, computer, conflict, death, future, science fiction, violence,
Form:
Alliteration
Bum Copier
Twenty-three percent of all photocopier's malfunctions worldwide
Are caused by people sitting on them and taking a shot of their hide
Yep! Photocopying their bums
That's hilarious, oh what fun
When I showed my co-workers, their reaction was undignified...
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Categories:
malfunctions, hilarious,
Form:
Limerick
Abtruse Psyche
In the midst of
nothingness,
Searching through
darkness,
Embracing
loneliness,
Comprehending
vagueness,
Befriending
uncertainties,
Playing with
vulnerabilities,
Absorbing
obscurities,
Appreciating
difficulties,
Drudging
malfunctions,
Living with
illusions,
Addicted to
intrusions,
Slave of
temptations,...
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Categories:
malfunctions, dark, emo,
Form:
Rhyme