Short Litigation Poems

Dwindling supplies as

            litigation for water,

           swindling the needy...


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A lawyer who sought approbation
Had a penchant towards litigation
He would argue his case
With a smile on his face
Then win in his final summation...

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Town Car
Limousine
Golf Cart
Handicap
Hole in 1
Sand Wedge
Bunker
Apprentice
Litigation
1 Term
4 Short year's
Reality
Fired
Good luck Joe
You won
It's your problem now
Time to deliver...

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Legal eagle talks fast
Little lies often passed
Litigation - cash cow
Loads of money - and how
Larcenists? All have rights
Lost the case? Still sleeps nights
Lamborghini? Outside...

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I just want the hibernation...
no more need for concentration...
have no chains for liberation...
use to listen to situation...
want to use the litigation...
but now came down to arbitration...
I just want the hibernation......

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Trump and Litigation

Trump loves attention  and creation,
Especially if it will produce litigation;
His mirage image,
Killed in scrimmage;
Being a moron  has a manifestation.

Jim Horn



Is in Mira Lago on another vacation....

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I live on permanent Sundays
with my love from the past
in constant litigation
with my future announced
I'm a renewed hermit
for admired dreams,
my horizon surpasses
the arch of my bedroom....
I am content as i can be
famous poet of my Domain soul !...

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Christmas is a time
Of many traditions
Like carol singing
With candle lit processions

But not anymore
A years old tradition
Has to had to go
For fear of litigation

“Health and safety”
So gets on my wick
As this year we had
Carols by glow stick...

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Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation men
Humpty is rich and won’t have to work again!

09~30~16

Inspired by Three blind mice poem by Ilene Bauer...

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LLB is primary condition
Advocates joining Bar Association 
Wisdom and wittiness marks good litigation
Years of experience deepen skills in profession
Execution of duty with sincere participation
Respectful to court but no fearful implication
Serving and protecting justice is main intention...

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Sick and tired of incarceration,

Of going to jail 4 no damn reason.

I’ve done more time & litigation,

Probably covered most every season.

We clean & scrub 4 unfit grub,

We bust our ass, so time will pass.

We want to leave; we’ve paid our dues,

Can’t they see, debts paid times two....

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My mind has been set in separation
A continual sedation 
To help hesitation
In my case
the operation 
of my vacation
Infusing my creation
Of poems and litigation
I suppressed agitation
And I created the notion
Of magic and proportion 
That could free the opposition
Of my fearful disposition....

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~ Certification Anticipation ~

     Infestation
     Germination
     Mobilization

     Bloviation-Condemnation
     Agitation-Exhortation

     Excitation
     Confrontation
     Profanation
     Desecration
     Litigation
     Ruined Nation

     Frag            ta
              men          
                            tion...

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In Air Jorden’s he strode proud,
with name-brands he stood
apart.

In closets
sneakers walked
not far from their boxes.


Heel to toe stock grew

Well known on eBay,
to barter, trade and pay
he paved the way

Fake stuff,
imitations led to 
litigation
financial gloom.

Nike rued the day
his wife
put down her foot
gave him what for,

then ran away

in cut-price
              footwear....

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His client had a leg amputation

   Oops! Wrong leg due to miscalculation

      His client wanted to sue

         But as the attorney knew

            No leg to stand on for litigation

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Placed No. 2 in Carolyn Devonshire's "Lawyer Limerick" Contest - August 2010

(Last line based on the old saying "You Ain't Got A Leg To Stand On")...

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WHAT. THE WORLD NEEDS IS CHRONIC CHANGE, CONCILIATION AND CONVERSATIONS ,CULMINATING IN CLIMAXED COMMUNICATION.

WHAT WE NEED IS OUTSTANDING  OBVIOUS OBSERVATION. 

WE NEED MORE MEDITATION, MODERATE MEDIATION AND 
MAJOR MODERN MONETARY MACHINES.
WE NEED POSITIVE PROLONGED PARTICIPATION.

WHAT WE NEED IS LITERAL LIBERALISM AND A  LITTLE  LITIGATION
ABOVE ALL WE NEED LOADS OF LOVING LECTURES AND LASTLY,
LOTS OF LOVE.

ONE CRUCIAL  CONCERN:  ALL NEEDS ARE  CHRONICALLY  CONSTANT....

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