Short Leaver Poems

Have Been Trigger Happy

Has been know to have a horse named Trigger;
Actually is happy because his horse is bigger;
A blatant lie,
Will pass by;
Was ticked off after being bitten by a chigger.

Jim Horn

Leaver it up to chiggers and tics....

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A pastor a speech a warm of a tea
A lonely night ten for a cheer
A break of ladder a tree for green
A lost of faith a hype of a bee
A coin a flip shift of wind
A thieve words of belief
A come a leaver a door open
A witness come a belief
A night a fairy shield the will
A home start of kin
A question leave for a storm....

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You can’t be a cheerful giver
And releasing a million quiver,
Every charity donation on spiritual command
To return to source like a river
Either in treasured Gold or in silver
The rich still demand.

One shouldn’t to future philanthropy say ‘Never’
When one has begun to eye ‘record of the forever’
Nor one’s relationship with beggars sever
On sighting them turning a leaver
A battling with non givers fever....

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Who left the toilet seat up? The clan began to screech.
It couldn’t have been Baby James, he can barely reach.
Was it that oaf Jim or Uncle Bob the one who sneezes?
I have no idea, someone said, but he does do what he pleases.

Well, Grandma has fallen in and she’s madder than a hen.
We have to call the fire department, and someone has to let them in.
Can’t we pull her out? Asked Uncle seat-leaver-upper with small brain.
Doubtful as part of her is stuck way down somewhere in the drain....

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