Short Lav Poems

Zip Zap Zung and Zing
Poem made with a ding
Hip Hop Hulu Town
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Whip whir twis shou
Shake your boots all abou
Fine time you will have
Fun with most dim and lav

drop off a corn store
Iowa magi show bee fore
bun wag and ring toss
fun with word play keen goss

Zip Zap Zung and Zing
Buy in bulk ding dong ding
Hip Hop Hulu Town
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1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory

2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory

3
Forested mountain side
Above twisting single track
Rider’s lavatory

4
Over arid land
Falling rain evaporates
Hot Aussie dunny

5
Sandy beach stretches
Tropical coral waters
Pristine lavatory

6
Beneath St. Paul’s dome
Lies manicured garden
Monumental lav....

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us men put the seat up when we wee in the loo, 
so our wee doesn't hit it, we're thinking of you!!  

we pee in the middle of the bowl which is round, 
but end shakes can hit seats if seats are left down,

so moving it up is not a thoughtless task,
ensuring no puddles where you put your as* 

now women want jobs only men tend to have, 
so let's share the seat moving job of the lav. 




reply to Jan's "I need to sit" poem 
lol jokes...

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