Short Lady Friend Poems

Canada's my home
So I've known real cold before
Nipples scratched my car

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Italians have called me paisan
Blacks have called me brother
I have a nice lady friend 
and do not need another...

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Oh tell me dear sweet lady friend
Why do you grimace so?
The world is yours for taking
Or is it, you don’t know?
I see within you, a great strength
A light that brightly shines
So why not smile, sweet lady friend
And leave your cares behind...

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Pleasurable 
We ask to speak to you
But you're not there
Instead your delightful lady friend is
She sounds oh so damn nice
She says you're both friends
Do you do more than friends do?
Or do you live in regret?
Always wanting to friction her
Just like I want to do?

 BREAD 2020
JIMMY BOOM SEMTEX...

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Good morning rising sun, king of the sky

What you have in store for me today, I ignore

However, one thing I wish so much to know:

Would I be still there at sunset you to adore? * 






© Demetrios Trifiatis
     17 January 2017

* A lady friend is dying from cancer! After a discussion we had I came up
with this poem! God bless her!...

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Grandpa Elephant had a new lady friend on line.
He invited her to meet him at Scarsdales to dine.
Dressed up in his Sunday best along with his Derby hat.
Don’t you look spiffy! His grandchildren said, so phat!

Grandpa was given six or eight pieces of advice.
From youngsters he was older than six times twice.
I am ninety-six he told his grandson Roy.
I know what to do, so leave me alone little boy....

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She Met Him Online

By Elton Camp

A young lady friend of ours was so excited
A man she liked, to meet her had invited
“He is kind, handsome and rich as he can be
And he has promised that he will marry me.”

But when the online man showed up at her door,
She was shocked and didn’t want to see him more
Her suitor was twenty years older than he claimed
And nothing else proved true of all he had named...

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after a few drinks
one cold night
the Rev. Mr Culpepper
left his club
in the eastern part of
Jasper County Mississippi

on his walk home
he was taken sick
and stopped at the residence
of a dear lady friend
the widow mary banes

there hie took
a dose or two
maybe even three
of medicine
followed by
some liquid
libation

here he suddenly died
in a manner of minutes

his disease
was found to be
bilious colic...

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The buxom diva shattered chandeliers when she sang soprano.

Opera houses vibrated and thundered when she sang contralto!

When belting out an aria her voice quivered like Robin Hood's bow,

As she struggled through Mozart's ll re pastore blow by tedious blow!

His lady friend sat rapt but not her culturally impaired and hapless beau!

He'd much rather they'd spent the evening at the Grand Ol' Opry show!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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