Grandpa Knew What to Say

Grandpa Elephant had a new lady friend on line. He invited her to meet him at Scarsdales to dine. Dressed up in his Sunday best along with his Derby hat. Don’t you look spiffy! His grandchildren said, so phat! Grandpa was given six or eight pieces of advice. From youngsters he was older than six times twice. I am ninety-six he told his grandson Roy. I know what to do, so leave me alone little boy.