Short Knocked Up Poems
Short Knocked Up Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Knocked Up by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Knocked Up by length and keyword.
Once a girl with a big butt
Went on a diet to lose a lot
She stopped eating and shoving food
Thinking it was good
She became bigger and fatter for she was knocked up on the spot
Long legs travel faster
Incendiary post:
Checkered past,
Knocked up.
Eager ears!
Tell me more!
Yodel across the valley...
Soap box
Platform.
Lick more stamps!
In conclusion, gossip
Travels lickety-split!
4/6/2018
Couldn’t leave yet,
One of them that I’d met
Moaning and screaming,
It feels like they’re dreaming.
Needed again,
Glad to give a refrain
But I’m now nearly eighty,
Active still though, matey.
Couldn’t say no,
Knocked up, asked not to go,
Help this doc has displayed,
Over this whole charade.
Me retired so I’ll roam
Exhausted, I want home!
My neighbour friend? His life is through -
He bit off more than he could chew:
His teenage daughter caused much grief -
Dropped out and got knocked up, in brief -
Dad lost his cool and spanked her! Twice! -
Recorded on a smart device.
She called the cops and they drove him
Straight to the bad dad asylum.
April 1, 2023
On Wendy Watson’s Snappy Ending
She's been knocked down
Or she's got knocked Up,
She might loose her life
Or she brings a life,
She fights for her life
Or she adapts to new life,
She's in a state of coma
Or she can't tell d owner,
She hears d prayers said for her
Or she hears d jeers made at her,
She's just 17 & screams 'I can't go'!
Or she's just 17& screams 'pussshh'!
She sees his face & she's scared
Or she sees his face & she's happy,
She meets d reaper & she's gone
Or she sees her baby & he's Born.