Short Keebler Poems

Thirty pounds in sixty days
That how much less Jeffrey weighs
Burning all those calories
Should have slowed the global freeze
Missy’s joined the weight loss scene
She is looking fit and lean
We can press, continue on
All the cheesecake bites are gone
Shadows of our former selves
Someone slap those Keebler elves
Got another ten to go
Someone hide the cookie dough...

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In the land of make believe
The little fairies dwell
You may remember Peter Pan
Had his Tinkerbell

And who can forget Snow White
Who had seven dwarfs for friends
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, off to work they'd go
You know how the story ends

Fairies, Dwarfs,  it's up to you
You can suit yourselves
As for me my “taste” runs toward
Those great little Keebler Elves


11/2/2011...

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This mind holds rage,
Collecting thoughts,
With keebler elves,
Stealing my cookies.

They sprinkle there chocolate,
Turds in my eyes,
Yet I try to tell them,
This milk is spoilt.

Baking on there pan,
The flower burns so cold,
Smoke turning to leaves,
That branch among the trees.

In autumns' wind,
Spring resembles fall,
There embers staying open,
Rushing there stormy dream....

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