Short Kart Poems

over years, they had gone apart
because of husband stinky fart
into outdoor she always dart
but, now she used a cart 
her face is kinda swart
she got a cute kart
from Walmart
good chart
to start
art...

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Celebrate - (Minichu rhyme form)

Come on son hes on his way
17 and learning to drive
Happy Birthday! 

You’re very lucky by the way
I didn’t learn til i was twenty five
Right he’s here! Good luck Okay! 

Pay attention and Concentrate
Come back alive
We need to celebrate! 

Eight pm the celebrations start
Watch how you drive 
This ain’t Mario Kart!...

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Santa, I want you to know I've been good.
        Ask anyone except the man next door
	my teachers and all my brothers. I would
	like lots BIGGER things than I got before
	because I NEED so much! I’d like a Wii,
	a Bowen go-kart, gas-powered, bright red,
	a fifty-five-inch Samsung Smart tv,
	and I guess that’s all Santa. Your friend, Ted

November 30, 2017...

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I was playing my Nintendo
controller in my hand
I guess I dozed off
to Mario Kart land

It was Donkey Kong Stadium
I was in the lead
no one could catch me
as I reached maximum speed

Approaching the finish line
I heard a thundering squreech
slamming into the back of me
was my opponent peach

Everything went dark
and when I opened my eyes
I had fallen off my bed
only a dream to my surprise....

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art fart mart cart eart yart nart

part oart lart hart gart qart xart

bart zart kart jart rart vart tart

Yahh trick yahhh! Hey soulja boy...yahh trick yahhhhh! hey A***** bogladks;fjsd aldskfjlkasd, Hey calipark 
bads;lkgjl;fdaskfl;klkldjlkfadl ldkfjal;ks dfl, everybody wants to talk everybody wants to jive everybody wants a 
hand-shake or a high-five!



da da da da da da da da da da da da da da daaaaaaa!!!!
Thats all folks!!!...

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