Short Interns Poems
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it’s Halloween she said, running around her room
Bring me my cauldron, my spell book, my broom!
We did not bother to chase her the interns told me
Since she’s gotten dementia, this is a regular spree
She thought it was Halloween at Easter time too
We brought out the bunnies and she kept yelling boo
She asks where her deceased husband is, thinking he is in the next room
“Give me the broom!” She yelled “Give me the broom!”
she has been here for three years
making no sound or name for herself
the other residents cheer and boo
some throw things and have giant fits
she does neither
the nurses and interns call her Mrs. H .
she plays no checkers
watches no tv
sits in her stupor of blue
by herself
some of the weird ones try to make her talk
she gives them no attention
focusing on unseen entities
or unhappy memories
no one knows which
most do not care
I did not have sexual relations I swore
but my mouth organ and horn she asked for.
No one played like Monica
and she loved a good cigar
but now she won’t blow my nut sax anymore!
All my interns played it for me I confess
and with me pass an act of sexual congress.
That woman, Miss Lewinsky,
sure stained my Presidency
but Holy BJ, I sure stained her blue dress!
Written: July 2016