Short Imbecilic Poems

Insult Added To Injury and Perjury

Trump was an insult added to injury,
And person who  committed perjury;
A total insult,
Is final result,
And his imbecilic brain needs surgery.

Jim Horn...

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Sometimes I  feel as if I am treated with morganatic comtempt...
As if I am totally imbecilic
But oh how I smile when from behind I give the sign that's diabolic

(Just felt like being devilish.)...

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Alexander buffalo can’t dance even for grass.
His imbecilic jitterbug keeps leaving many nimble organists perplexed
Quickstepping really scares the unprepared viewer
While Xander yells, ‘Zumba!’...

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The warning on a thermometer states
'do not use orally after using rectally'
listen, i'm not saying people are stupid,
but let them shove it and sort itself out
better said, 'do not stick where the
 sun don't shine', you imbecilic arse'!...

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Ivan an industrious inventor was labelled imbecilic by some
They thought his ideas bizarre, strange, weird, crazy and dumb
Not one single original idea in any of their feathered heads
He became a billionaire when he invented his interactive dog beds....

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I AM AN I AM

    I  AM  AN  I AM

I am immaculately impudent
I am imprudent
I am impractical
I am impersonal
I am impatient
I am impolite
I am impure
I am imperfection
I am at an impasse
I am immature
I am imbecilic
But most important of all is
I am impotent
    ©2011.…~free cee!~ Phreepoetree...

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Simply
unidentifiably
Perplexing.
Exemplifying
rather
crazy,
absurd,
Linguistics.
It's
fantastic
rhythm
allowing
grandiose
Ictus
lends 
imbecilic
speach.
Truly 
idioclly
contrived.
Experiencing
xanaphobia
paralizingly
incapacitates
any
linguist
in 
defining
obligatory
comprehension.
It 
obviously
undermines
spell check!



July16, 2014
Contest: Acrostic #2
Sponsor: Poet Destroyer...

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