Paloma P Poet I do not know?

Warning - Too Late To Viv's Party

The warning on a thermometer states
'do not use orally after using rectally'
listen, i'm not saying people are stupid,
but let them shove it and sort itself out
better said, 'do not stick where the
 sun don't shine', you imbecilic ****'!

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Lim'Rik Flats October 23, 2016 at 8:15 AM Liability's always a bitch//lawsuits make some people rich//I heard a rumor//I'd find some good humor//at your house, (I've hit no glitch). looks like I can get a good brain scramble and some chuckles by poking around in your poem closet. I likee! Cheerios and Chariots ~j Paloma P October 23, 2016 at 9:05 AM That's funnier than the warning! Cheers.

Robert Warlov October 22, 2016 at 5:20 PM Ch. to: A thermometer shoved where the sun don't shine must be read by moon-light... Simplier :-) Paloma P October 23, 2016 at 9:05 AM Only you would have thought of that. :)

Paul Callus October 22, 2016 at 8:34 AM Pleased to be a willing 'victim' of your humour, Paloma:) Sorry about you missing out on the party...this would have made the temperature rise! Regards // paul Paloma P October 22, 2016 at 8:41 AM You're always a welcomed guest to my insanity Paul! :) Thanks so much.

Chris Green October 21, 2016 at 3:40 PM Ha, this was funnier than the fact that they would have to put a warning like that on something like that. Paloma P October 23, 2016 at 9:04 AM No doubt, thanks Chris.

Daniel Turner October 21, 2016 at 12:27 PM To think, they only put warnings on things because at some point someone has done it. Very funny indeed, Paloma. I prefer the new ones they put in your ear:) Paloma P October 21, 2016 at 1:01 PM That's the funniest part! :) I prefer those too.

Nette Onclaud October 21, 2016 at 11:43 AM ohh, the 2nd line was a punch, paloma... had fun with this..huggs Paloma P October 21, 2016 at 12:09 PM So glad it brought a smile, thanks Nette. :)

Sherry Beck October 21, 2016 at 10:51 AM I laughed out loud this is great! Paloma P October 21, 2016 at 12:10 PM Can't get a better review that! Merci.