Short Ibuprofen Poems

Short Ibuprofen Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ibuprofen by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ibuprofen by length and keyword.


Premium Member Pot Holes

I am one
with these streets
suffering
the climatic woes
chaos throws
the freeze thaw
freeze thaw
ebb or flow
I can't do both

holes 
I'm falling in

where's my
Ibuprofen


Codeine, My Codeine

Codeine, my Codeine

Codeine, my Codeine
Why must you be so small?
If you were any smaller
I'd not see you at all
I've lost you in the shag-pile rug
And underneath the bed
If I keep on losing you
I'll take Ibuprofen instead
Form: Rhyme

Viagra Secrets

The secret ingredients of Viagra I'm gonna present

There's Asprin, Ibuprofen, Vitamins A and C to a certain extent

        But the biggest surprise

        Which will open your eyes

is that Fix-A-Flat makes up over 90 percent!
Form: Limerick

A Response To Broken Back

This is a poetic response to Colin Mitchell Williams's poem, Broken Back.

The opiate for the 
Mass.

A promised rebirth
Sapped the
Life
Breath
From
Beggars and Kings alike.

She died once again
And will
Continue
Dying

Death
No fiend

Romanticism,
Ibuprofen for
Broken
Backs
© Aaron Crow  Create an image from this poem.

Feeling Rough

Feeling Rough

Sore throat, runny nose,
Could be a cold I suppose,
Or could it be influenza?
I think I need a detox cleanser

Turmeric, folic acid, gingko leaf
I'm feeling rough beyond belief
High B.P. and heart attack
Been called a hypochondriac

Gout in toe, earache
I never know what to take
Rheumatism in both knees
That Ibuprofen gel seems to ease

All my ailments could fill a page
My greatest one is called old-age
Form: Rhyme


Ah No

Aspirin, a powerful little pill
Ibuprofen, a safe pain pill

Them two little remedies almost stole what's mine 
Finding myself in the emergency room was a shock to me

I didn't know I had it
That little bug in me that doesn't agree with some foreign bugs

Constricted airways, wheezing, swelling every where, name it all
And then to top it all, a mammoth bill 

So i've become a paranoid little being
Keeping my enemies far from my food incase someone decided to slip a pill
Form: Couplet

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