Viagra Secrets

The secret ingredients of Viagra I'm gonna present

There's Asprin, Ibuprofen, Vitamins A and C to a certain extent

        But the biggest surprise

        Which will open your eyes

is that Fix-A-Flat makes up over 90 percent!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 8/27/2010 6:48:00 PM
hmmmm, if that was all a women wanted, there would be no breathing men in the bedroom LOL. Light & Love
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Date: 8/26/2010 7:17:00 PM
Very very witty, hilarious write. Ralph
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Date: 8/26/2010 5:44:00 PM
penile injections of fixa-flat....might work---now that would be the MAN!
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Date: 8/26/2010 2:34:00 PM
VERY good one, soupmail
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Date: 8/26/2010 2:07:00 PM
HaHaHaHa Ralph u are a riot my friend... I just am laughing my head off with this one.. good luck if for a contest.. if not ..we should have one so u can enter it..luv.. enjoyed a hearty laught tonight as I am airborne right now.luv..
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Date: 8/26/2010 1:41:00 PM
Hope you entered this in the Road to Well Ville contest!
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Date: 8/26/2010 11:44:00 AM
Hilarious, Ralph! One of the best I've seen. Great job, Carolyn
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