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Short Humvee Poems

Short Humvee Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Humvee by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Humvee by length and keyword.


I Hope Your Pen Bleeds
I hope your pen bleeds
And ruins your tweed
Stains your skin
Gets infected
Makes you ill
And you spill your jello
Get a scuff
On those new white shoes
I hope your birthmark
Turns out to be shaped like Kalamazoo
I hope I get kooky
When I get mad
And write silly stuff
Instead of firing 
A bazooka
At your Humvee...

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Categories: humvee, nonsense,
Form: Free verse




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