Short Howdy Poems

Living life in a trance, be
Like mice in a panty
Living high but you can't see
Cause you fright when the light's seen...

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There was a lady named Judy
She was quite a cutie
Until the wig came off
And makeup was tossed
Then she looked like Howdy Doody...

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some people think us rowdy

we greet them with a howdy

and once in our barn

they get a tall yarn

and some apple pan dowdy.
...

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Buffalo Bob asked
of summer…fall winterspring
did Howdy do ya


*My season is Summer.   For the seasons senryu contest with regards to Howdy Doody and 
cast!...

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Molly chased the rabbits in the yard
When she caught up, she said "Howdy, Pard!" 
They replied, "We's fine, 'n' how's you!"
And Molly replied, "I'm toodly doo!"...

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Well howdy doody my name is Jack
Isn't much history this old dude lacks
Even Jackie Robinson
Dad and I saw game one
First black player ever to get untracked...

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Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
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Cowboy On Display

I ponder is he real — i say “howdy.”
No answer insists he must be shoddy.
Yet he looks so real,
With cowboy appeal.
After all, look at that rugged body.

7/17/2018...

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P-Soup is down, holy crap what'll I do
My life depends on it to get me through
Gonna dig a big hole
Jump in and yell skoal
All my friends, I'll sure miss your “howdy-doos”...

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Bluster is planning with his pal Dilly Dally
To take us all down a very dark alley









Funniest Rhyming Couplet Ever Contest
L Milton Hankins
Original Poem Howdy Doody Conversation
11/28/21...

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   The leaf wafted down,
   In my side view.
   Landed gently beside me,
   The tree saying, "Howdy Do".
   Misty morning.
   Lots of rain and dew.
   The tree saying good morning.
   Next,
   It will be you!...

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The child emerged from the Nile with a howdy hey hey
Pretending she did not know in any way
That a tiny culprit was on her head that day
Is that a spider monkey? Asked her cousin Stay.
None of your business she said, and they swam away....

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Hey there! Howdy, me ol' mate, my pal!
I'm out, lookin' to get me a gal.
With my giant lasso
I'll impress her, whoo hoo!
An' boy I sure do hope she's called Val!

Written 30th April 2022
For the High Noon Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May...

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I anticipated a campin' trip in the mountains a few days ago.
Ah, the splendor of the risin' sun while slurpin' a mug o' joe!

I greeted one morn with a hearty "HOWDY!", I was so engrossed!
Alas, my euphoria was shattered when the echo replied, "GIT LOST!"...

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hello
                        meet, welcome, 
          waving, applauding, beckoning
howdy-do, pleasantries, sendoff, sayonara
          forsaking, bemoaning, grieving
                        heartfelt, teary
                             goodbye



Date written: 02/21/2023...

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A Roto-dent toothbrush of mine
Once said “Where the heck did you dine?’
there’s bits of Swiss chard
Next too white fried cod
And pumpkin seeds by your canine?

Just then the cell phone ding-a-lings
calls out “I’ve got just the thing!’
that new water pick
will soon do the trick
“Howdy-Do DING-A-LING-ling?”...

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This life has been but a carnival 

Ride within many ways its circus 

Amid silent reels; crimson hues...

Surreal it would seem if it were

Yet only a dream; these scenes

Of looney tooney and howdy duty

At, the seaside spaghetti house...

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..."Red Roses and Wine"...

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LIKE A ROSE:
 
I would not greet you with a "hello-howdy doo" I would hand a smile attached to a rose in your hands soft and true.

I would leave one by your door because you deserve to walk on petals and not hurt your feet...Id leave a rose by your shower because Id shower you with love...granting u power for all your days complete....

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Picking cockablers off my legs ;
walking through the weed and grasses 
On this Dusty road I travel
The winds at my neck;
Sunshine's in my face; 
Giddy app
Just me and my little doggies 
Mosey on the old prairie hearing 
Wild coyotes howling well howdy
Giddy app


2/8/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021...

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Hello

Bonjour, Hola, Hello,
These are the greetings I know.
Good Morning, Evening, Goodnight,
There are the greetings I like.

I enjoy the funny and the fair,
like Howdy, Hey, How goes it there?
The ones that make me smile a bit
Whats new, Whats up, Yo, Howzit!

So many ways to greet a fellow,
My favorite of course is still hello!

Dated - 17/1/19...

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If I may say so, myself
Time flies by too fast,
Pausing not for itself
Breathless and aghast,

     Always waves goodbye
     Never says fond howdy
     When noticing it, I say,
     Fleeting, gone already.

          Trying to catch up, note
          You’ll always be late
          You will miss the boat
          It’s everybody’s fate!

Written June 1, 2022...

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ITTY BITTY SONG

Snip snip red hair
A pretty pretty long
Snip snip auburn light
While I sing this
Itty bitty song

Reveals a pale moon
So round o round
It reflects the pool
O round howdy hum
I hardly hear a sound

Thistles and cordial bristles
Grow out and downward
Flow in red sea waves
With an itch and a scratch
From side to sideward

Kim Rodrigues ©2017...

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Cowboy Howdy the Clown still goes
To town with ten little shoes on his toes
Purple hair and a square blue nose
Ten grey flowers for Cimarron Rose
An itty bitty teeny weeny cowboy hat 
Vaquero chaps and a little dogies tat
A plug of chaw and a lariat
Two six-shooters and a shoulder rat
He sure looks silly; he sure looks strange
And he's looking for his home on the range....

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Howdy, Partner,
Y'all seem cool!!
Hey, Bar-Keep...
Where is my stool?

I'm here to drink,
The joys of life,
I finally left,
My cheatin' wife

A round for the house!!
Another after that!!
This is where,
I'll hang my hat!!

The be-itch is gone,
She done run away!
And for me,
It's Liberation Day!

Who left who,
I'm not too sure,
All I know is,
I'm done with that whore!...

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Hiya, howdy, hey, and hello.
Juggle jams and jiggle jello.
Jumping joyfully, and jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley.

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rollicking and rowdy romping,
bouncing, bubbly butterscotch,
hilarious, howling, hot hopscotch.  

Lofty leaping, crazy creeping,
slipping, sliding, squawking, squeaking,
Care for cookies, candies, or cakes?
Such silly sounds, for heaven's sakes....

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