Short Have A Heart Attack Poems
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Christmas is coming, the geese are getting fat
I can’t wait till Christmas to eat some of that
Coz I’m on the Atkins diet and that’s a fact
I just hope that I don’t have a heart attack
Form:
Poor wealth or rich poverty
"The poor seeks food,
the rich hunger."
Food for the poor,
is scarce...
Food for the rich,
is plentiful...
The hungry poor,
have a heart attack...
The rich, fatty,
are flat...!
The driver of the bus (like in the song)
Was urging folks to move along.
He called, “Hey Cellphone in your ear –
Move it, buddy, to the rear!”
He nailed two women – “Move on back!”
I thought they’d have a heart attack.
There’s nothing like a little shame
To force the scofflaws to the game.
Mario is just a game
that has caused me a lot of pain
get so close and then you die
wish that italian could fricken fly
bowser is fricken rude
no one can even stand that dude
he eats so much he has a 7 foot back
i wish he would have a heart attack
so mario ain't no freakin fun
so once i beat it i'm done.
I blew a kiss in the air
It landed on a lady fair
It caught her quite unaware
She slapped my face and pulled my hair
Then I tried it once again
This time landed on her chin
She gave me just a little grin
And kicked me hard in the shin
The last one landed on her crack
Guess I didn't have the knack
Thought I'd have a heart attack
When she finally kissed me back
a noose please said the persnickety goose.
hop owner queried “a hanging dog noose?”
I will be hanging a hog, but please yes.
was this a murder? Did the goose just confess?
shop owner was a butt-insky from way back.
dialed 911..........they did not have a heart attack.
“People kill hogs all the time, sell goose the noose.”
By then goose had escaped the cage and was running loose.
I am a fancy cat with patterns on my back.
My tail is pretty, I am sharp as a tack.
Better clear away, stand away, Mo and Mack.
Up close you might see my beauty and have a heart attack.
Mo and Mack were not amused in the least.
The conceitedness that comes off of this little beast!
Don’t forget we are your parents, they told fancy cat.
Better speak to us with respect. If not, there’s the mat.
When I win the lottery
I will sail away
And visit every tropic port
I encounter on the way.
When I win the lottery
I'll tell my job goodbye.
I won't even clear out my desk
As out the door I'll fly.
When I win the lottery,
My friends, I will help out,
Taking care of their needs.
Of this I have no doubt.
When I win the lottery,
After all I've said,
I'll probably just have a heart attack.
You can't spend it when you're dead.
i dont feel well at all today
i think ive got the flu
the sweat is pouring out of me
like ive had a vindaloo
its minus three degrees outside
the frost is on the ground
but i am burning up and now
my head is spinning round
the pins and needles in my arm
are shooting down my side
and now im going dizzy
like im on a fairground ride
a crushing pain is in my chest
my breathings getting slack
i cant beleive i chose today
to have a heart attack
Form:
Experiencing the dreaded silent scream again.
Doing my best to holler out my anxiety.
I may have a heart attack I think.
My heart is racing like it just lost the Triple Crown.
Fear has me incapacitated.
This nightmare is perpetually long.
I cannot handle much more of it.
I have a stern talk to my imagination upon awakening.
You are going to kill me for real! I warn her.
She smirks, gloats, and flits away, ignoring my requests.
Reminding me of my children.