The Last Kiss

I blew a kiss in the air
It landed on a lady fair
It caught her quite unaware
She slapped my face and pulled my hair

Then I tried it once again
This time landed on her chin
She gave me just a little grin
And kicked me hard in the shin

The last one landed on her crack
Guess I didn't have the knack
Thought I'd have a heart attack
When she finally kissed me back
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Jones Avatar
November 16, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Hahaha! Enjoyed this melodic funny write.
Freie Avatar
November 16, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Thanks Karen, I'm cursed with a silly sense of humor. Glad you enjoyed it though.
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