Short Go Dutch Poems
Short Go Dutch Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Go Dutch by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Go Dutch by length and keyword.
Phew! A Trunk Will Do!
There is a loo in south Baku
Where local dogs wait in a queue
They all go Dutch
Yet drink too much
They can’t resist a homemade brew.
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Categories:
go dutch, drink,
Form:
Limerick
Trump a Lousy President
Trump A Lousy President
Without our consent,
Have a lousy president;
So much money spent.
Had been intending,
Economy descending;
Him apprehending.
Need another crutch
We lived and have learned so much;
When dating go Dutch.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
go dutch, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Why Did He Invite Her To the Movies
Midge the Mouse could tell that her date was not into her
He was busy slurping down all the butter off their popcorn
She wondered why did he invite me, the sneaky little cur.
Because my Uncle Zeke is the owner of Movie Galaxy in Big Horn?
They got a discount on the popcorn, he only had to pay half.
Then he decided to go Dutch, which to Midge was a big surprise.
He stopped to get a famous movie mouse’s autograph.
Then asked for her phone number in front of Midge’s eyes....
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Categories:
go dutch, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 6th
Form:
Rhyme