Short Garters Poems
Short Garters Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Garters by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Garters by length and keyword.
Garters and Lace
Red garters and black stockings
With a black lace camisole
Complete seductive attire
....anticipation...
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Categories:
garters, passion
Form:
Dodoitsu
Motivating Moses
When Moses parted the waters
The mud squished up to his garters
So a crocodile said,
"If you'd rather be dead
Then guess where I'll chomp for starters!"...
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Categories:
garters, bible, religion,
Form:
Limerick
Zyx
Zapping your xylophone
While viewing unhappiness
The still reverberating quietus
Pounds on my limbo.
Kings jump in high garters
Feathered elands dive
Catching beautiful aardvarks....
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Categories:
garters, dream, nonsense,
Form:
Free verse
Five Fabulous Fun Footles For Contest
What the Loo Cleaner Saw:
vicars'
knickers
hippo's
nipples
bidders'
skidders
hatters'
splatters
farters'
garters
written 22nd October for Jan's Footles contest...
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Categories:
garters, work,
Form:
Footle
Where the Honeymoon Ends
He said,
"wear your bedroom shoes darling,
and all those black frilly things
that need garters, suspenders, and straps.
She smiled secretly to herself
knowing he would turn up in 2 day old shorts
unshaved, a little drunk and probably
forgetting to shower.
So when the time came
she surprised him in the boudoir
dressed in an old housecoat,
legs unshaved, and hair in curlers.
Typically, he turned off the light
and got right to it....
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Categories:
garters, poetry,
Form:
Free verse