Where the Honeymoon Ends

He said, "wear your bedroom shoes darling, and all those black frilly things that need garters, suspenders, and straps. She smiled secretly to herself knowing he would turn up in 2 day old shorts unshaved, a little drunk and probably forgetting to shower. So when the time came she surprised him in the boudoir dressed in an old housecoat, legs unshaved, and hair in curlers. Typically, he turned off the light and got right to it.