Short Ganders Poems
Short Ganders Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ganders by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ganders by length and keyword.
Silly Goose
A novice goose farmer named Sanders,
Once wrote for advice from Ann Landers.
He'd encountered a block
To increasing his flock:
He didn't know gooses from ganders....
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Categories:
ganders, animals, funny, on work and working, people,
Form:
Limerick
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Her mind performs tasks that are menial;
We never considered ever being congenial;
She slanders
Then ganders;
Porn star belonging in colony that is penal.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
ganders, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
The Monarch's Way
She lands on two hands with childlike innocence
a sign of the world's forward reacceptance
Spreading her wings she brings us new hope
Soon the flowers of spring will be able to cope
She's at the heartbeat of summer's best,
even when she is put to the test.
As she ganders and soars into a better tomorrow,
we like her can chase away every sorrow....
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Categories:
ganders, appreciation, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Glaciers' Grandeur Amidst the Poetry Business
My poem was about innocent hearts
not purloined, perfumed farts
'Twas about forever lingering kisses
not everlasting, beer-induced pisses
Verses extoling glaciers' sheer grandeur
no excretions of gooses or ganders
Lines conjuring up treasured memories
nothing about S&M or pederasty
'Course, publishers rejected it out of hand
~ nothing to stimulate readers' trash glands...
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Categories:
ganders, beauty, business, poems, satire,
Form:
Couplet