Short Footman Poems

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

The Queen’s seamstresses they tried to sew,
The footman with glue he had a go,
Even the gardener tried, with horse poo!
The wizard attempted, with something taboo.

In the end, it was over; the Priest had to pray
And Henri the chef made them all a soufflé!...

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L~etting out a gasp, the young man stared at the pretty face.
O~pening the curtains, he noticed a 
V~eil covering the beautiful 
E~ndearing visage of a young 
L~ady who sat upon purple velvet cushions.
I~side  was the decor of the patterned interior of
N~eedlework with gold and purple threads.
E~nsuring that the horses were well fastened, the footman
S~lid some cushioned steps before the carriage doors;
S~o that this adorable lady may step down. How gorgeous she looked!...

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