Short Flunking Poems
Short Flunking Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Flunking by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Flunking by length and keyword.
Flunking Out
To my surprise I did flunk out
Refrigerators now filled with doubt
Food does not fill the void
Now all I do is avoid
Your gaze as my life avoids your clout
"Education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty."...
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Categories:
flunking, education,
Form:
Limerick
Searching For Life
It's great to climb a mountain
But Jesus is life's fountain!
It's great to be exploring
But without Jesus life is boring!
It's great to just go splunking
But without Jesus life is flunking!
Just to know - Jesus does care
He's for everyone everywhere!...
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Categories:
flunking, faith, lifejesus, life,
Form:
Couplet
My Little Man Takes His Axe
Im living in my pigpen
Its my kitchen its my den
Flunking school just can't sit still
My moms convinced I need some kind of pill
I just need a haircut every now and then
At school don't need no paper I don't need no pen
Time to pick up this axe show a little will
Time to get off my butt get on my axe and KILL
[ axe being a guitar ]...
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Categories:
flunking, boy, cool, courage, father son, guitar, music,
Form:
Lyric
Poor Gary Ghoul
Poor little Gary Ghoul was flunking class
He was just too nice; he couldn't be crass
He would try to scream 'boo'
But could only say 'mew'
Teacher asked: "Want to learn how to pass gas?"
October 13, 2020
Syllables: 10 - 10 - 6 - 6 - 10
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Halloween Inspired Limerick Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...
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Categories:
flunking, halloween, school,
Form:
Limerick