Short Extinguisher Poems
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Knew this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher
Evil always think that
It can't be stopped
Just because it spreads
Like a wildfire and
Gain fully in strength but
God has the fire extinguisher that
Can put out any fire
Knew of this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher
Knew of this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher
Knew of this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher
Knew of this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher
There are traits good romances require.
Two of them aren’t sarcasm and ire.
Bobby’s temper’s the worst.
Each relationship’s cursed.
Who’ll be burned in his next dumpster fire?
Knew of this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher
© Jack Ellison 2015
Eastern Shore, Glowing Coal
Lighting Up the Depths of My Soul
Bringer of Light
Slayer of Night
I have Met You In Human Form
Extinguisher of Light
Turning Life into Perpetual Night
Killer of Day
You have nothing to Say
As I helplessly Watch you Vanish West
Ah! Four walls, one ceiling, one floor,
a window, two doors, one restroom
no bed, tons of roaches, one chair
no ashtrays, no TV, no radio
one leaking shower faucet
one clogged sink
one triple sofa
one fridge
one fan
Ah!
zero flip flops
one fire extinguisher
one bookcase, two forks
two glasses, three pencils
three termites, four knives
four magazines, five socks
five strange boxes, six pears
six rat traps, seven thermometers
seven years living here, eight hours to go
There was once a georgeous brunette
Whilst shopping broke into a sweat
Her desire for a new toy
Gave her palpitations of joy
And her longing to be a duet
~ ~ ~
So in search for her smooth operator
She decides to go for the greater
"Give me that one on the wall
It's the best one of all"
Sorry madam, that's the fire extinguisher
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