Short Exterminator Poems
Short Exterminator Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Exterminator by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Exterminator by length and keyword.
We shoveled stuff under the couch.
Piles of it, until it was lumpy and the cushions rose in the air.
We shoved stuff under the refrigerator
But the mice shoved it back
This is when we fired the exterminator.
Categories:
exterminator, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
We shoveled stuff under the couch.
Piles of it, until it was lumpy and the cushions rose in the air.
We shoved stuff under the refrigerator
But the mice shoved it back
This is when we fired the exterminator.
Categories:
exterminator, women,
Form:
Light Verse
Don't leave the box
to the Pop Tarts open,
my Aunt Jessie said:
We'll get a bunch of bugs
crawling all over the icing
then will have to call
the exterminator man;
the house will smell
of fumes for hours
Then, maybe, the ants
will just march
to the other pantry
and invade
the gravy
and Ovaltine
Categories:
exterminator, children,
Form:
Light Verse
To Get Rid of Something
I was listening to the bug exterminator
Commercial. This Horn Haiku came to
mind.
Can exterminate;
Completely eradicate,
And eliminate.
When you want to get rid of something,
this is what you have to end up doing.
After all of this has happened, the problem
is no longer there.
Jim Horn
Categories:
exterminator, encouraging,
Form:
Haiku
Dogs won’t bother these traps the exterminator said.
They have poison in them and they’ll make mice dead.
They snap shut with indicators of green and red.
He was their chief expert, his name was Big Fred.
He had not met our dog Buddy, who was asleep on our bed.
Buddy ate that mouse trap this evening, my husband said.
He’s thrown up his food all over our Kansas homestead.
I am angry about it and blame that pest guy, Big Fred.
Categories:
exterminator, dog,
Form:
Rhyme
Bugs in my bed,
I sure hope they're dead.
I hope they're not nestled,
In the hair on my head.
What if they're all, over my pillowcase, then they'd be crawling all over my face.
Is this really happening, or am I just paranoid, cuz a bug infestation I must certainly avoid.
How will I know if they are really really small, maybe an exterminator is who I should call.
What if they eat me, real slow til I'm dead.
I guess a good way to start, is to get OUT of this bed.
Categories:
exterminator, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, silly, smile,
Form:
Couplet