Short Embarassing Poems

You don’t look very intelligent, when embarassing a fellow poet!


                               1/19/2024



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Bursting inwards
puckered collapse sucked in,
with explosion played back in reverse,
she caught her sneeze
behind her lips shut tight,
with only a tiny grunt,
expelled from nostrils,
sneaking out,
she saved herself from 
embarassing gesundheit....

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L-et your presence of mind
O-perate in certain sad plight; 
R-emain firm and steady, 
E-very day and every
N-ight.

M-ind's presence works to control
E-ach embarassing situation; 
N-ever lose your composure, 
D-uring trial and tribulation.
E-arly Sunday seventh of January, do the thing right and kind; 
Z-one of stress and confusion needs your presence of mind....

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I have to spill my guts
It has been on my mind
It is making me quite nuts

My rooster has a problem
It is so hard to say
Just please don't laugh at him

He's OCD!!
He paces back and forth
Counting every step to a tee.

Three up 
Three back
Three up
Three back!

There is no help to be
The worse you see
He has plucked

And plucked yes he
Is naked as can be!!...

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