Short Double Entendre Poems

Though his tone is quite gregarious
And his intent softly nefarious
He is ever so meek
His tongue in his cheek
His double entendre hilarious 
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There once was a cocky male frog
Who met a cute toad on a log
She thought he said “Ribbit”
In fact, he said “Rub it”
Now he’s belly-up in the bog.

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Her spelling could be faulty
and confusing, even naughty.
To her mother she wrote:
“I took a course in physics this year.
It was hard at first, I admit,
but with effort, I passed it.”
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Does it really have to rhyme?
I'm not entirely sure
It simply takes me so much Thyme
Like it's a herbal cure

Perhaps it is to make you laugh
Is merely what is kneeded
Like dough and other moulding stuff
No creativity impeded...

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Often
words that
condemn
offer salvation

Their
juxtaposition
the blink
of an eye

What starts
to indict
turns into
redemption

The turn
of a phrase
their meaning
— belies

(The New Room: March, 2025)



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Their was once en olde boozer named Mable,

   Who inn her dotage was sow unstable.

      She was thee village buffoon,

          Swilling at ev'ry saloon.

             Mable cud drink ewe under thee table!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired

(c) 2014 All Writes Reserved...

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double-entendre
double-meaning 
insinuations
full of suggestive 
vagueness
scattered ambiguity 
sprinkled through out 
obscurity of inconclusiveness
of train of thought 
creating the lore of lies 
of a future together as one 
within a land of make believe
that one is trying to create within 
the mind...

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He pens for her 
Upon his page 
This woman he thinks 
Hides in written cage 
Of words of passion 
Never before sought 
He thinks he's the reason 
For every sensual plot 
Hiding he deals ink 
with double entendre 
A straightforward style 
Being more her forte 
Playing together without a care 
This the penman's love affair....

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           'tiz twixt
           hern hip's
              limbz

              'tiz i
              aye
              and 
              why not  ,)




*my precious fellowz; here'z a great 
  example uv (thuh astute call it thuh
 "double entendre", I call it, " thuh 
  difference in my personality at thuh
  moment....yup...just edvard ')...

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          Pouting
         day long
   Save mine arrive

Smiling in the settee
        hern cute

            limp



*shadang; there'z the sum who missed this
                (this be the double entendre) like-
                wise, as for mineself, there'z surly
                no indecent within this write..okay,
                risque'  ,)
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Guy walks into a bar 'n' says to the tender
"I'm thirsting for repartee...gimme a
double entendre 'n' make it quick"

"I won't...my mind's made up"
came the instant reply.

Guy's eyes go blank for a moment,
he swallows slowly, finally he spurts
"WOW! that was great...
really refreshing, thanks friend"
as he put coin on the bar and 
turned to walk out.

© Goode Guy 2013-09-06...

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