Short Do Not Have A Clue Poems
Short Do Not Have A Clue Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Do Not Have A Clue by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Do Not Have A Clue by length and keyword.
A Toast To the Bride
I do not have a clue what to say,
I just know that I ruined your day,
when the drinks got flowing
nakedness was showing...
just stopped by your wedding to say "Hey."...
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Categories:
do not have a clue, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
belly button reminder
frothy fluffy frazzled fluff
lives in my bellybutton said agent Muff
Frenzied frogs do not have a clue
Having no bellybutton as they grew.
My bellybutton is an instant reminder to me.
Placenta which provided nourishment to thee.
Myself and placenta attached by a fleshy cord.
Severed in delivery room by a young doctor’s sword....
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Categories:
do not have a clue, body,
Form:
Rhyme
Spring Rain
I dare not go outside today,
For fear that I might wash away.
God’s sending rain in steady stream;
The day is soggy to extreme.
I simply do not have a clue
How all the little birds make do.
God so busy making weather,
They’ll be soaked, in every feather.
He provided an umbrella.
The holly tree, that big fella
Is shielding tiny birds, I bet
And keeping them from getting wet...
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Categories:
do not have a clue, nature,
Form:
Couplet
Why I Don'T Like Boys
You bellow and spit before my face,
Grabbing your crotch with pride,
Yet when I roll my eyes and turn away,
My friends are mystified,
Forgive me, but these oafs I see
Just do not have a clue,
Why would I date these monkeymen
When I can see them at the zoo?
In five years' time, perhaps your brain
Will struggle to the stage
When you've matured, and can manage to
At least act half your age....
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Categories:
do not have a clue, angst, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, teen,
Form:
Rhyme
Why Is the Sky Blue
" Why is the sky blue? " , said the Baby Gnu. "
Why do the seasons start anew? " and " Why do they call this place Timbuktu? "
" I do not have a clue," said Papa Gnu. "
" But I believe it to be true,
that the answer is inside of you and when I am long gone,
I hope you have the view, that as you grew,
I did what was true,
tried my best to show you what to do
and keep you far, far away from that place called the zoo."...
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Categories:
do not have a clue, childhood, family, father, children, growing up, life,
Form:
I do not know?
Calm Frustration
Restless,
Senseless,
What's the way to test this?
Make it
Go away;
Never come another day.
What can I do
For myself?
I need someone to come and help.
What can I do?
I do not have a clue.
Somebody please fix this thing
That I am going through.
I don't know what I did wrong;
This thing was waiting all along.
I started this game,
But I can't win.
I dove off the deep end;
I can't swim.
Something cries inside of me;
Someone come and set it free....
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Categories:
do not have a clue, confusion, introspection, sad,
Form:
Rhyme
My Choked Wheel
"Out of the blue the bathtub broke."
Grout it bloke. I am worried and troubled because someone chocked my wheel with a chock.
Some said he chocked my wheel with a choke. He said, she said,they said it was chocked by him with the choke but I do not have a clue of who did because I was fast asleep, indeed, in my room when it was choked.
Confused, Mr Cap, i need a nap in my room. Perhaps, when I wake, i shall forget that the wheel was choked by a bloke I know....
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Categories:
do not have a clue, crazy, me, poetry, write, writing,
Form:
Rhyme