Short Dissing Poems

you got my soul burning
my head turning
for you am yarning
from you am lreaming
am sorry
for dissing you too
HO BABY BABY AM MISSING YOU...

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my heads turning
my soul  burning
just thiniking of you
oh baby am so blue
i need your love too
for you am yearing
sorry for dissing you
BABY AM MISSING YOU...

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This Christmas there'll be something missing
No mistletoe - there is no kissing
Cos covid nineteen
Is still on the scene
Social distance - there is no dissing!

12/12/20...

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My keys are missing
and I find myself dissing
my ability to function
daily without mention
of my constant misplacement
of things I need-so I vent
in the form of a rhyme
that soothes me every time...

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admitting i'm amiss
not dissing or ever
dismissing a you
for a her or a 
this for a
that

that being said or
rather written so
not to be forgot
ten or forgiven
you are not 
a tit 

for
a tat...

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one or two missing
maybe I'm a tree
be a reft they always look so sad
all d's are pressed
Miser are able
s nothing to ad
So row fully
-D
-o
-w
-n hear Ted
Des and ing are paired
Do w and n
Is mel an c holy
be lue
Dissing the mal
full of
woahhhhhhhhhh...

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Here lies a man who criticized
His wife’s baking of apple pies.
A burglar shot him
In a battle grim
It was truly a swift demise 

Clues are sadly missing
But his wife is kissing
New guy in town
With hair of brown
No I am not dissing.



Written 11-3-2019
Contest: Pithy Pome Poetry Contest
Sponsor:  Maureen McGreavy...

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so you hate me?!
he,he..good that's what i need.
you teach me with your poetry
that spews when you are angry

i loved you cuz you made me
said i love you lately?
no, because, you, baby

i cant forget your face.

time to time i listen
ringing phone, your missing
the point, i'm kissing
butt and still your dissing

babe, forget it, im done....

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I had many teachers like that!!
When I was in college
I had a calculus teacher who talked like Ben Stein
"If you have dry scratchy eyes get Clear Eyes" 
and a feminist psych professor that hated men
dissing us with every possible lecture... 
Out of fifty students in that class 
three were men, 
" including me" 
we all dropped after three weeks!!!! 

Jared Pickett	
Asavvy1
9/1/2010...

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 dizain 

Good grief!  in our office - a predator
lurking about without saying hello.
Lack of discernment veiled its character -
pale green with greed and a jaundiced yellow.
Spite voiced hate through this parasite-fellow.
A new employee makes department head,
my talents ignored, I was seeing red!
Dissing a "freshmen" who deserved a break,
I was obliged, with envy overfed
to bid spite "Goodbye." Romance was at stake....

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A friend said, rather smugly,
you can't be "pretty ugly";
and where is the good,
and what is the likelihood
of one being "clearly misunderstood"?

An expression he's also dismissing
(or as kids say, "dissing"),
is so silly: "found missing".
And you can bet money
no one is "seriously funny".

Few people are ever cowed,
or have to get loud,
speaking to a "small crowd",
and (sorry if it's crass):
what exactly is "liquid gas"?...

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A stitch in time saves nine
Doctors and nurses all around him
Maintaining his pulse above the flat line
The vodka got his tongue loose
Dissing the bouncer who was way bigger
Too bad he had a short fuse
And beat the drunk up like John Cena





 ( this is based on a true story, i had a friend who felt like he owned the club whenever he was high and one day he run his mouth to a bouncer who had a temper and he knocked his lights out, if you are having fun don't cross other people's boundaries)...

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