Short Crumpet Poems
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Mr Crumpet
Oh so sad for Mr Crumpet,
Had a mishap whilst playing his Trumpet.
He forgot, but he should know,
Not to suck but only blow.
No longer does Crumpet played Trumpet.
There was an old man of the Coast
There was an old man of the Coast
Like Crumpet at Breakfast, not Toast
With a croissant and Jam
Two eggs and fried Ham
A Hearty meal for that man of the Coast
The bakers brekky, was quite the tasty meal.
Eggs, crumpets, and tea plus butter was ideal.
Porridge when it’s brisky,
Cider quaffed so frisky,
Likes his crumpet crispy; brekky glut with zeal.
(And his gut he surely feeled.)
My light trumpet under my nose
I always carry with me close
My garden I play for today
My trumpet stays with me all day
Garden I sing with my trumpet
Eden I swing like a crumpet
Sun shines over my paradise
Roses chant horn of Edelweiss
My paradise with sun I play
Zion's horn I blow no delay
To heavens I offer my plea
Angels in paradise I see
crumpet
bit of fluff
don't put me
into that category
the way you blinked
today made
me realize
that you
are far
too
beautiful
to look at
when the sun
is whispering and
shining through the
curtain and stucco wall
your jugular bulges in the
circaidian
metronome
anticipatory
appreciable way
we look at the
moment
and love each other
for today
if only
that
We’ve painted your smile disarming
Your glassy marbles alarming
Ignored your feeble warning, your face blue
We made our very own papier-mache Prince Charming
In what false light you’ve been hung
Your dreams must in harmony be sung
No solos for your tenor voice, honey
We force your hand on the top rung
From wuthering heights we trumpet
On your trust we rudely strumpet
Don’t resist sweet crumpet, we know best for you
Into infamy now you gladly plummet
1 crumpet. 2crumpet 3crumpet, 4
You no you shouldn't eat, a single crumpet more
Then there's crumpets 5, 6 then your at 7 crumpets more
Soon the 8th crumpet is also onboard
Apparently the 9th crumpet didn't appear although the truth about that is a little unclear,
By the 10th crumpet you realise that you've got a 10 crumpet problem,
But it's ok the secrets safe, because only the toaster truly knows,
And he's been warned, to keep quiet or out comes the plug and off he goes!