Short Cooped Poems

Seven peas cooped up in a pod
Decided that there was no God
Along came the hog
That pooped on a dog
Peas pleased with their pod thought God odd!...

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A dreadful day
cooped up inside
a book in hand
snow falling past the window
a great sorrow approaches
that book is not one you want
for exams are on the morrow...

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Stepping inside, George saw this super-hot chick
He brought her a drink and he thought real quick
   He'd have her at all costs
   So he got them both tossed
But for her coop that hot chick got homesick...

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White fluffy clouds sailing in the sky
I used to wish I could float on them  
Or may be eat them like candy floss
Now I don’t see them any more
For I am cooped up in my cabin
And over my screen bent low....

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We are the fuhrer's cross-century storm trooper,
before us anyone except him must stand a stooper.
Storm the Dems in a jiff,
sink the SCIF, then skin Schiff,
sling back tightly locked and cooped Laura Cooper....

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Bright yellow badges proclaimed their faith
Paraded like nameless cattle
Counted and cooped as poultry
Numb and gelid they lay
Only thing alive
Was A desire
For a smooth
Kiss of
Death

Written On:04/24/2017
Contest:'Form N' by Broken Wings...

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I met a man who had sex with a chicken 
He had heard KFC was finger licken'  
He must have felt fried 
And cooped up inside 
When his two eggs started movin' and kickin'

 

A New Bawdy Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin 
2/18/2022...

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Eight hours cooped up in a plane
entubed in fuselage can put a strain
on buttocks squeezed into a seat
with no stretching room for feet.
Add to that the high-pitched cry
of a backseat woman’s brat and I 
began to wonder: Was I in a plane
or a tube undergoing an inflight MRI?...

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Once we were hunter-gatherers
tribes grouped outdoors
before the days of yore
now we're hunt and peckers
each cooped indoors
on personal computer keyboards
and way back when
we'd communicate
banging on the drums
yes since then
we've progressed
today we're all
fingers and thumbs
...

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Open the door of opportunities;

Take a peek inside;

My door, though it has secrets, really has nothing to hide;

And though you may be sceptical;

Who are you to judge?

I mean really, look at yourself! I see a little pudge!

Take the chance and seek the thrill;

Or stay cooped up inside…..

But really, though you may see shadows, there is nothing here to hide....

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Day one of rain, rattles down our drain
In the air there's a new fresh smell 
Day two of rain I'm working tonight
So easy to sleep and feel well!

Day three of rain, the grass shines new
A gully washed down by our home
Day four of rain, is a little bit much
We feel cooped up and very alone!

Day five of rain, would prove the end
Leaving my yard, a murky soaked marsh
Then someone said, "We needed it, though!"
What I replied, came out quite harsh!...

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People pass in t-shirts
Or with jackets draped or tied,
Enjoying springtime weather
After being cooped inside.

Daffodils have poked their heads
And crocuses as well.
Still, the message isn’t reaching
Where my brain cells dwell.

For I am zipped up to my neck
With jeans and socks below,
Not ready to relinquish
Jacket weather, even though…

I’m sure that I will soon enough – 
Perhaps next week I may, 
But all I know is that for me,
It will not be today....

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He was a prisoner for life
cooped in a cell of human bones.
An unseemly brain had plagued him
and love was not to speak its name.
Rarely a smile was ever seen
or a pleasant song ever sung.
His heart beat just to stay alive,
his thoughts not shared with anyone.
Life’s woes made not the man this way
nor playact in some masquerade.
He was innately born this way
and died, it’s sad to say that way.
At his wake there were no others
only me, his loving brother....

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