Heard It Through the Grapevine

I met a man who had sex with a chicken 
He had heard KFC was finger licken'  
He must have felt fried 
And cooped up inside 
When his two eggs started movin' and kickin'

 

A New Bawdy Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin 
2/18/2022

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Date: 3/17/2022 10:55:00 PM
haha, this is hilarious, charles. Really enjoyed it.
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Date: 3/11/2022 4:19:00 PM
I see a congrats on one comment, so I am guessing you placed in the contest. Way to go. Congrats. I appreciate the honor of placing in your contest. Sara
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Date: 3/9/2022 7:11:00 AM
Hello Charles Messina, It looks like he got himself into trouble. enjoy your day my friend.
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Date: 3/4/2022 5:52:00 PM
Limerick of excellence here - bawdy, saucy + clever. Congratulations! All the best, Brian
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Date: 2/19/2022 4:58:00 AM
OMG Charlie! Love this especially the "two eggs" ! Just what the doctor ordered for this contest, good luck !!!
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Date: 2/18/2022 9:05:00 AM
Very bawdy (and a little greasy, too!) Good luck in the contest~
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