Charles Messina Poet Limerick

Heard It Through the Grapevine

I met a man who had sex with a chicken 
He had heard KFC was finger licken'  
He must have felt fried 
And cooped up inside 
When his two eggs started movin' and kickin'

 

A New Bawdy Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin 
2/18/2022

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Andrea Dietrich March 17, 2022 at 10:55 PM haha, this is hilarious, charles. Really enjoyed it.

Sara Kendrick March 11, 2022 at 4:19 PM I see a congrats on one comment, so I am guessing you placed in the contest. Way to go. Congrats. I appreciate the honor of placing in your contest. Sara

Darlene De Beaulieu March 9, 2022 at 7:11 AM Hello Charles Messina, It looks like he got himself into trouble. enjoy your day my friend.

Brian Sambourne March 4, 2022 at 5:52 PM Limerick of excellence here - bawdy, saucy + clever. Congratulations! All the best, Brian

Mike Gentile February 19, 2022 at 4:58 AM OMG Charlie! Love this especially the "two eggs" ! Just what the doctor ordered for this contest, good luck !!!

Michelle Faulkner February 18, 2022 at 9:05 AM Very bawdy (and a little greasy, too!) Good luck in the contest~